CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL (1993) — Friday Night WTF! — $5
September 4 : 9:15 pm – 10:45 pm
Friday Night WTF screenings are cheap, weird, and out of control! Cult trashterpieces, so-bad-they’re-good crapfests, movies that make you ask “What the hell am I watching?!” — we’ve got ’em all on Friday night.
“A ridiculous, over-the-top carnival of gore, sophomorically sly humor, and cheese-whiz choreography” – The Austin Chronicle
Before South Park. Before Team America. Before The Book of Mormon. There was… Cannibal! The Musical. Written by, directed by, co-produced by, co-scored by and starring South Park creator Trey Parker and co-produced by Parker’s creative life partner Matt Stone, Cannibal! tells the true story of the only person convicted of cannibalism in America: Alfred Packer. The sole survivor of an ill-fated trip to the Colorado Territory, Packer recounts his side of the harrowing tale he awaits his execution. Filled with unspeakable horrors and toe-tapping musical numbers, this comedy-horror-musical will sing and dance its way into your heart before taking a bite out of it! Cannibal! may be the only film in history that can be recommended equally to fans of South Park, Oklahoma!, and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Arkadin does not generally provide advisories about subject matter or potentially triggering content in films, as sensitivities vary from person to person. However, we encourage researching titles to determine if a screening may contain content that could be upsetting to you. Please feel free to contact us for guidance on specific films. Information about content can also be found on Common Sense Media, IMDB and DoesTheDogDie.com, as well as through general internet searches.
Theater Policies
- All seats are first-come, first-served.
- The theater opens 30 minutes prior to showtime, except for “Happy Hour” events and pre-shows when the theater opens at the listed start time.
- When a screening is sold out, we open a waitlist 30 minutes before showtime. You must physically come to the lobby to get your name on the waitlist. Seats are released as they become available. All remaining seats are released at showtime.
- All ages are welcome at Arkadin except for Drinkolas Cage events, which are restricted to 21+. We follow the MPAA rating guidelines for all other films.
- Tickets can be purchased using the BUY TICKETS link above. Upon ordering, you will receive a confirmation email from Square. Tickets may also be purchased on the day of the show at the concession counter.
- If you’ve purchased advance tickets, when you arrive, please give your name at the concession counter to check in.
- Tickets are returnable by sending a request through the contact form located on our About Us page prior to showtime.
- When an event is sold out, we reserve the right to release open seats to customers on the waitlist. If you have a pre-purchased ticket and arrive late and there is no seat for you, your ticket will be refunded.
- All screenings are held in our indoor theater unless indicated otherwise in the event description above.
- Please respect your fellow movie-goers by remaining quiet and refraining from using your cell phone throughout the screening.