KNIFETIME is a new series hosted by Allyson Spina where we revel in the cheesy glory of a bad Lifetime Original Movie! Featuring a special movie-specific drink special every month.

This is one of those Lifetime Classics, up there with Mother May I Sleep With Danger. Kelly Lynch’s son is a swimmer who becomes with obsessed with internet smut. Like totally obsessed. Your boy keeps a drawer full of redbulls in his desk so he can jerk it longer. His online handle is “Stroke Man” which is pretty clever. Anyway, Stroke Man is so obsessed he even shows it to his 10 year old brother, who is grossed out but also super into it! He moves from relatively tame fare to “latex bondage” films in no time, which his friend describes as truly twisted and scuzzy! He steals his girlfriend’s cellphone and downloads dirty stuff onto it! Kelly Lynch finds out and is mortified so she moves the computer to the living room. So your boy just does it in the living room! Then he steals her credit card and orders some more freaky stuff. Like thousands of dollars worth. And then he downloads more in the public library! Then in the school library! Which promptly gets him kicked right on off that swim team. Monica, one of his fellow classmates is a camgirl (?!) and she totes invites him over to bone it down. He gets scared, and doesn’t do it, so she freaks out, and smashes her head into the sink. She tells her quarterback bf that Stroke Man hit her and the football team kicks the shit out of him. He then goes and throws himself into the pool which seems to baptise him and cure him of his addiction? Highlight: He burns himself a DVD and titles it “Virgin Vaginas” (The Movies of Our Lifetime)

THEATER POLICIES

All seats are first-come, first-served.

The theater opens 30 minutes prior to showtime, except for “Happy Hour” events and pre-shows when the theater opens at the listed start time.

All ages are welcome at Arkadin except for Drinkolas Cage events, which are restricted to 21+. We follow the MPAA rating guidelines for all other films.

Tickets can be purchased using the BUY TICKETS link above. Upon ordering, you will receive a confirmation email from Square. Tickets may also be purchased on the day of the show at the concession counter.

If you’ve purchased advance tickets, when you arrive, please give your name at the concession counter to check in.

Tickets are returnable by sending a request through the contact form located on our About Us page prior to showtime.

When an event is sold out, we reserve the right to release open seats to customers on the waitlist. If you have a pre-purchased ticket and arrive late and there is no seat for you, your ticket will be refunded.

All screenings are held in our indoor theater unless indicated otherwise in the event description above.

Please respect your fellow movie-goers by remaining quiet and refraining from using your cell phone throughout the screening.