Janice.Click presents I WAS A TEENAGE GARGOYLE (2026) + ZEBRA HOOVES (2026)
June 27 : 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Janice.Click returns for another double-shot of underground cinema insanity. Prepare yourself.
I WAS A TEENAGE GARGOYLE
Doyle the gargoyle recently found out his mom died. He doesn’t know who his father is. He has reasons to believe his mom slept with a statue gargoyle and that’s how he was made. Is he half Gargoyle or full Doyle? On his quest for self identity he runs into a cult leader. The cult leader is in charge of some sort of Spider Cult. LET THE SPIDERS CRAWL IN YOUR MOUTH.
ZEBRA HOOVES
A hypochondriac heads to the Wisconsin Dells to get out of his head and relax. He’s instructed by his doctor to record video diaries of his anxiety symptoms, but soon finds something sinister in the Midwestern air—his own demons and a bad time. David Dawson (Leech) uses his unique “incel noir” style to tell a mature story about male loneliness, mental health, and the isolation of Middle America.
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